1. What's that? (points at nativity scene)
Us: It's the story of Christmas, Jesus in a manger etc etc.
2. What's the story of Christmas?
Us: Explain (she's like yes, maybe I've heard this before). I say, I think Jesus was a hippy, all about peace and love and helping other people.
3. What's cannabis? (she reads the sign as we walk by the pot shop)
4. What's a hippy?
