Charlie, throwback

A sampling of items found in a box from Charlie's childhood:

• "Charlie and another classmate admitted to stealing jolly ranchers from a jar on my desk." -excerpt of a note from his 5th grade teacher
•  A story about a pumpkin who was mad that nobody remembered his birthday, that he turned other pumpkins into pie, and threw hay at a cow.
• An award that was signed by the CEO of Burger King.
• A scratch & sniff picture of a pickle from 1987. It still smells like a pickle.
• A letter of suspension for drinking at a party in high school.  
• Follow up conversation 
• "I didn't drink!" -Charlie
• Me: looks at the letter again, then reads "was admittedly present at a party where drinking occurred."
• Charlie- smirks.
• There were a lot of awards for math and whatnot too, if I fail to mention this, Charlie will probably delete this post.